Men, are we really so complex? No actually we men are quite simple. We want our basic needs met (food, water, shelter), we want to do minimal work (but aren’t for the most part truly lazy), and we want a woman who makes us happy. Any woman will do, and when it comes down to it, yes we strive to get the most attractive one we can, but in the end we take what we get. So there, it doesn’t go both ways, women confuse themselves, men need a single paragraph.
It really doesn’t go both ways. People have written books and made movies trying to figure out what women want, and still nobody knows, not even women. Nobody’s every wrote a book about figuring out men, because everybody already knows what men want. Sex, food, love, and sometimes beer. That’s it ladies, really, those are the 4 requirements for keeping a guy happy. Don’t bother trying to make it deep and emotionally complex, because it’s not.
When I see a woman confused by a man’s actions, it’s almost always because she’s trying to interpret his actions as if he were a woman. He’s not. He’s a man, probably trying to get sex, food, love, or beer.
Surely it’d make sense to go out with an actual couple? I mean, sure, you might feel like a third wheel some of the time, but that might make a girl come over to keep you company? Or, y’know, it’d give you an excuse to talk to her, anyway…?
Look, it’s simple, men are attracted to women who will be good child bearers (wide hips)
Look young (so we want to protect them) have good skin (so we know they are healthy enough to incubate a child). Breasts are just fake asses that bipedal monkeys can more easily see, not being low to the ground anymore since we walk upright, and lips are just fake vaginas that we can see for the same reason, why do you think we like them wet looking and swollen?
Women are attracted to alpha males because they have the best genes, because they clawed there way to the top so to speak. also the like them to look strong so they can protect them during pregnancy. So Money and security.
The ‘nice guys make good surrogate fathers, so once they have a child they’ll look for the dumpy ‘nice guy’
Mystery F*cking solved.
Hey Bill, I want to applaud you for having the courtesy to replace a letter with an asterisk. Now, your writing seems so much more decent and wholesome, because I have no idea what you could possibly be trying to say there, there is probably no chance that is it a dirty word either. Thank you for keeping these posts clean. And yeah, guys just want food, love, comfort, and sex. I completely agree that women think that men are hard to understand because they try to attach a deeper meaning to everything we do.
I am glad that most of the men I know would not dream of suggesting that all they want is food, sex and beer. We all want food, sex and beer, although personally perhaps not the last one so much. And yeah, biologically guys go for childbearing hips and women go for status and all that, but kind of an important step in our evolution was developing the ability to disregard genes and think above a purely animalistic level.
And human beings overcomplicate things. Yeah, men can do that too.
Knowing that tons of books and what not have been created regarding how to understand the opposite sex, why does anyone here bother to try to sum it up? (rhetorical)
Nice comic though, and I like the idea of going out with a couple, although I don’t think that works very well either (from experience). However, I think you could change the title of the comic to “One way to …” because in each one, you rely on the girl to approach you. While I’ve seen girls approach men in each of the situations before (and waiting alone actually works pretty well), generally the guy is expected to approach the girl. If you wait for the girl to approach you, you’re missing out on a chance with a lot of girls.
women want 2 types of guys, one that will support them and all their bastard children, and a guy that will fuck the ever loving shit out of them. Pick your side fellas, and deal with the fact that while your at home babysitting, shes over here riding my cock occasionally theres a guy that can fulfill both desires, but they are few and far between. You know what im talkin about ladies. Quit trying to pretty shit up.
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I am glad that most of the men I know would not dream of suggesting that all they want is food, sex and beer. We all want food, sex and beer, although personally perhaps not the last one so much. And yeah, biologically guys go for childbearing hips and women go for status and all that, but kind of an important step in our evolution was developing the ability to disregard genes and think above a purely animalistic level.
And human beings overcomplicate things. Yeah, men can do that too.
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quite agree, what i hate most about being male is the stupid image of ‘hey all i want is a fit bird and an easy life’ – fuck that, there’s so much more to life.
You’ve got a point.
Women. How to understand them?
Men. How to understand them.
goes in both ways
mmyes. I quite agree.
Men, are we really so complex? No actually we men are quite simple. We want our basic needs met (food, water, shelter), we want to do minimal work (but aren’t for the most part truly lazy), and we want a woman who makes us happy. Any woman will do, and when it comes down to it, yes we strive to get the most attractive one we can, but in the end we take what we get. So there, it doesn’t go both ways, women confuse themselves, men need a single paragraph.
It really doesn’t go both ways. People have written books and made movies trying to figure out what women want, and still nobody knows, not even women. Nobody’s every wrote a book about figuring out men, because everybody already knows what men want. Sex, food, love, and sometimes beer. That’s it ladies, really, those are the 4 requirements for keeping a guy happy. Don’t bother trying to make it deep and emotionally complex, because it’s not.
When I see a woman confused by a man’s actions, it’s almost always because she’s trying to interpret his actions as if he were a woman. He’s not. He’s a man, probably trying to get sex, food, love, or beer.
It’s so true…. fuck you all! I hate you!
So the solution is to go out with one female friend then?
Yes I think it’s the best one. Actually, it’s the smartest one!
No, that’s the worst one, because then all the other women think you two are dating. It’s kind of a catch-22.
Obviously it means to go out with a bunch of guy friends.
Surely it’d make sense to go out with an actual couple? I mean, sure, you might feel like a third wheel some of the time, but that might make a girl come over to keep you company? Or, y’know, it’d give you an excuse to talk to her, anyway…?
I dunno, I would.
Or y’know, I could continue to spend all my time talking with you instead
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Look, it’s simple, men are attracted to women who will be good child bearers (wide hips)
Look young (so we want to protect them) have good skin (so we know they are healthy enough to incubate a child). Breasts are just fake asses that bipedal monkeys can more easily see, not being low to the ground anymore since we walk upright, and lips are just fake vaginas that we can see for the same reason, why do you think we like them wet looking and swollen?
Women are attracted to alpha males because they have the best genes, because they clawed there way to the top so to speak. also the like them to look strong so they can protect them during pregnancy. So Money and security.
The ‘nice guys make good surrogate fathers, so once they have a child they’ll look for the dumpy ‘nice guy’
Mystery F*cking solved.
Hey Bill, I want to applaud you for having the courtesy to replace a letter with an asterisk. Now, your writing seems so much more decent and wholesome, because I have no idea what you could possibly be trying to say there, there is probably no chance that is it a dirty word either. Thank you for keeping these posts clean. And yeah, guys just want food, love, comfort, and sex. I completely agree that women think that men are hard to understand because they try to attach a deeper meaning to everything we do.
Bill. Your message is somewhat cynical, yet probably spot on.
I am glad that most of the men I know would not dream of suggesting that all they want is food, sex and beer. We all want food, sex and beer, although personally perhaps not the last one so much. And yeah, biologically guys go for childbearing hips and women go for status and all that, but kind of an important step in our evolution was developing the ability to disregard genes and think above a purely animalistic level.
And human beings overcomplicate things. Yeah, men can do that too.
Knowing that tons of books and what not have been created regarding how to understand the opposite sex, why does anyone here bother to try to sum it up? (rhetorical)
Nice comic though, and I like the idea of going out with a couple, although I don’t think that works very well either (from experience). However, I think you could change the title of the comic to “One way to …” because in each one, you rely on the girl to approach you. While I’ve seen girls approach men in each of the situations before (and waiting alone actually works pretty well), generally the guy is expected to approach the girl. If you wait for the girl to approach you, you’re missing out on a chance with a lot of girls.
Whoever said it can go both ways in that you can’t understand men or women is ridiculous and doesn’t know what there talking about.
women want 2 types of guys, one that will support them and all their bastard children, and a guy that will fuck the ever loving shit out of them. Pick your side fellas, and deal with the fact that while your at home babysitting, shes over here riding my cock
occasionally theres a guy that can fulfill both desires, but they are few and far between. You know what im talkin about ladies. Quit trying to pretty shit up.
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I am glad that most of the men I know would not dream of suggesting that all they want is food, sex and beer. We all want food, sex and beer, although personally perhaps not the last one so much. And yeah, biologically guys go for childbearing hips and women go for status and all that, but kind of an important step in our evolution was developing the ability to disregard genes and think above a purely animalistic level.
And human beings overcomplicate things. Yeah, men can do that too.
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quite agree, what i hate most about being male is the stupid image of ‘hey all i want is a fit bird and an easy life’ – fuck that, there’s so much more to life.
I hope many men are not like these comments describe them to be…
I totally agree with Anya because you know whatever right?
We girls totally don’t over complicate things like at all.
Damn it is hard to write this way.
Life is the 3 B’s. Boobs, Beer and Bacon.
Women are not so complicated either, they just make things more complicated, they want money and that’s it.
Therefore Money = the three b’s.