Two quotes I like

“These men proved that John Donne was wrong: any man could be an island, entire of himself, if he had a drink in his hand and something to occupy his mind.”

- Mike Gayle, in Brand new friend, the book I’m currently reading.

“I know a couple that had a conversation almost exactly like this. They’re married now…”

- MMcF, on his StumbleUpon page, referring to this cartoon.