My fantasy birthday party?

Joke (yes, that’s a real girl’s name in Dutch) created this wonderful collage for my birthday!


Cool huh? Actually, except for the explicit nudity, my real birthday party DID look pretty much like this. Quite a few people have commented that there were much more girls than guys. Pretty ones too!

Yeah, well… is it my fault that some of my best mates happen to be of the female sex? OK, it probably is. But that’s not the point. The point is… uhm… I must be “cuddly” or whatever.

O dear god.